My babies say some pretty hilarious things.
Sometimes I don't think the things they say are funny until they pop up in my head later on in the day.
Sometimes I think they're so funny I have to hide my face so they won't see me laughing at them.
Without further ado, here are some of the gems from the past few weeks.
You know Barack O'Romney? He's running for president.
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Student: I know why we gotta have a Constitution. Cuz if we didn't, people would be able to blow up buildings and rob banks like it aint NOTHIN!
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I write letters to my students from characters in stories we've read. We do a math problem with the letter. Last week, we got one from the wolf in The Boy Who Cried Wolf. He was wondering how many sheep he had eaten that day if he ate 3 for lunch and 4 for dinner.
The next day, I got a letter from a little boy. It was telling the wolf not to eat any more sheep.
He said, "Give this to the wolf. But tell him not to eat me, though."
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This was the same boy who said, "NAH, Ms. Stanton wouldn't lie to us!" when the other students asked me if I was the one who wrote the letter.
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A girl wrote a love letter to a boy asking him to come to the
"bole aling" for her birthday.
He said, "Ms. Stanton. I know which bowling alley she's talking about."
Oh, which one?
"The other one."
Oh.
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